Danny Baker: Aye Aye Ahoy Hoy

Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!

The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!

Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!

12/04/2026

Doors @ 18:30

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General Admission Seated

£27.50 + Booking Fees

Specific set times are only made available on the day of the event, please check the venue’s website page for the most up to date information.

All ages are welcome to this event but under 14’s must be accompanied by an adult over the age of 18.

This is a seated event and is allocated on a first come first serve basis. You cannot reserve a seat prior to the doors opening for any reason. If you have any specific seating requirements, please let a member of staff know on the night and they will be happy to help.

If you require a carer or personal assistant, this person can come in for free without a ticket. So long as you have a ticket for yourself, and you can provide proof of disability when you arrive. See a list of accepted forms of proof on the venue’s Visit page. No prior reservation required.

Refunds are not available for this event; you are welcome to re-sell tickets yourself on third party sites like TicketSwap.com

All regular venue policies apply to this event.

12/04/2026

Doors @ 18:30

+ Book Now

General Admission Seated

£27.50 + Booking Fees